Vampire Love

There’s an article on CNN called Why Women Love Vampires And Men Don’t. The most interesting part is the “why men don’t” which goes like this:

Dudes just don’t dig bloodsuckers, since vampires pretty much look like girls. We prefer zombies, because we love chainsaws, flamethrowers, and samurai swords.

And because, on some level, we know that besides being vehicles for sperm, our other important, if lesser, genetic imperative is to defend our loved ones from hordes of unthinking, flesh-eating metaphors for current social anxieties.

To most guys, vampires are the monster movie equivalent of that sensitive man-sponge in college who plays acoustic guitar in order to seduce chicks. They’re what you get when you cross your average Renaissance Fair enthusiast with a mosquito.

As for the women:

Women love bad boys – they’re exciting, and the chance to change him, to break him like a horse, must be an irresistible challenge. If self-destruction weren’t seductive on some superficial level, then no one would ever need rehab.

There you have it. The love for True Blood, Twlight and numerous paranormal romances explained.

One Response to “Vampire Love”

  1. lol lol lol lol lol
    Love it. :X I can break it into two different categories though. In romance – I’m fine with vampire heroes.
    If we’re talking anything remotely approaching reality… throw me in the man camp. *Not* sexy. Very wrong, and if someone ever came up to me saying they were a vampire… I’d probably call the cops.

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