Comments on: Boys Will Be Boys http://helenkaydimon.com/blog/2005/04/boys-will-be-boys/ SEXY, SASSY, SMART ROMANTIC FICTION Wed, 07 Jan 2009 03:48:28 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: Candy http://helenkaydimon.com/blog/2005/04/boys-will-be-boys/#comment-258 Candy Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://helenkaydimon.com/blog/2005/04/boys-will-be-boys/#comment-258 Oh yeah--as I've learned from my relationships, never underestimate the power of a male's need to masturbate. The average guy probably thinks it's funny to give his light o' love a dutch oven (and I'm not talking about Calphalon, here). The thing is, most heroes aren't supposed to be average, they're supposed to be extraordinary. Hence the paucity of heroes whose chief ability is to belch the alphabet song on merely one sip of beer. Oh yeah–as I’ve learned from my relationships, never underestimate the power of a male’s need to masturbate.

The average guy probably thinks it’s funny to give his light o’ love a dutch oven (and I’m not talking about Calphalon, here). The thing is, most heroes aren’t supposed to be average, they’re supposed to be extraordinary. Hence the paucity of heroes whose chief ability is to belch the alphabet song on merely one sip of beer.

]]> By: HelenKay http://helenkaydimon.com/blog/2005/04/boys-will-be-boys/#comment-259 HelenKay Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://helenkaydimon.com/blog/2005/04/boys-will-be-boys/#comment-259 So I need to delete the belching scene from my newest manuscript? Damn. So I need to delete the belching scene from my newest manuscript? Damn.

]]> By: Candy http://helenkaydimon.com/blog/2005/04/boys-will-be-boys/#comment-260 Candy Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://helenkaydimon.com/blog/2005/04/boys-will-be-boys/#comment-260 That depends, HelenKay. Where's he belching AT? And is he belching SEXY? That depends, HelenKay. Where’s he belching AT? And is he belching SEXY?

]]> By: Sasha http://helenkaydimon.com/blog/2005/04/boys-will-be-boys/#comment-261 Sasha Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://helenkaydimon.com/blog/2005/04/boys-will-be-boys/#comment-261 You knwo, I've always thought I might not know men very well because I've never been in a serious relationship. But that article doesn't tell me I haven't observed from working behind the bar. Not sure what I think about that. LOL You knwo, I’ve always thought I might not know men very well because I’ve never been in a serious relationship. But that article doesn’t tell me I haven’t observed from working behind the bar.

Not sure what I think about that. LOL

]]> By: HelenKay http://helenkaydimon.com/blog/2005/04/boys-will-be-boys/#comment-262 HelenKay Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://helenkaydimon.com/blog/2005/04/boys-will-be-boys/#comment-262 Candy - How can belching a song be anything but sexy? Seems to me that's one of those universal truths. Sasha - Yeah, there are a lot of there like this but some who aren't. Well, that's what my hubby keeps telling me... Candy - How can belching a song be anything but sexy? Seems to me that’s one of those universal truths.

Sasha - Yeah, there are a lot of there like this but some who aren’t. Well, that’s what my hubby keeps telling me…

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