Proof that love makes you lose your freaking mind:

According the the Chicago Sun-Times, a bride and groom were tasered and arrested during their wedding reception. Yeah, you read that right. It’s a familiar story: bride gets drunk, police are called, couple spends wedding night in jail. Who hasn’t been to one of those?

Here’s my favorite part of the story:

Gallery co-owner Tom Burnison, however, said that, fueled by alcohol, [the reception] got out of control and potentially dangerous, including when a guest heaved a metal lamp into a plate glass window. “Calling the police was a last resort,” Burnison said.

Lamp throwing. That’s usually after the father/daughter dance and before the cutting of the cake, right?

And the couple got in trouble again two days later when the police were called on a noise complaint. The groom enjoyed a second round with a taser. There also was some talk of the groom throwing the bride down the stairs during the incident, but that charge got dropped. ‘Cause thise story isn’t bad enough without adding in some spousal violence.

Seems to me alcohol counseling might be the best gift for these two…and an anger management course for the groom. Just saying.

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